The Encyclopedia of Moronic Ramblings

Mon, 09 Jan 2006 04:50:33 GMT

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Christmas Eve....

Sat, 24 Dec 2005 21:55:36 GMT

First.......Merry Christmas!!!!!!!

So last night me and my cousin went to the movies to see Chronicles of Narnia...it was good....better than i expected. Then we went to his house and spent the night....we played donkey kong and super mario bros. on the super nintendo....that thing is like 500 years old...lol
Then that night i had some wierd dreams about broadway plays and the Catholic Church...haha

And now i'm waiting for my mom's side the family to get here for out Christmas party thing....then going to my grandparent's house for my dad's side the family...

I have to go finish wrapping a present for my mom....a Paula Deen cookbook....

Soooooooooooooo......l8terzz...

Sun, 25 Sep 2005 02:03:18 GMT

Just got back from Cactus Cafe. I had seafood chimichangas. They we ok, I guess...

I slept until 12 today which was like half the hurricane. And apparently water was comin in through the windows...Dats what mom said at least....I was asleep. Then I woke up and ate lunch. Awhile later it stopped raining so I went outside to go get my dog out. The winds were still strong and I watched a part of someones fence blow down. And crap was scattered all over the yard.

So now I am just sitting here typing away. Yup...neways...

Sat, 24 Sep 2005 06:01:25 GMT

Wow. I havent updated in like 5 months. I dont know why but I felt the urge to come and update.lol. Neway...

I am sitting here right now waiting for the friggin door to like blow in. The wind is so strong its like someone tryin to force it open. Then a awhile ago I heard somthing shift or move or whatever. Then I hear crap being beaten around outside. Geez, this hurricane crap needs to like go away.

We had a half day today. Or not a full day. Whatever. We just didnt have 6+7 hour. And we did like nothing.lol. And omg the friggin tree limb is gonna bust open my window...Sry. Neway...I got to sneak out like 20 minutes early wit the cousins. Then I came home and the house was like freazing. It was awhile before I thought of turning the air condition off... So then I pigged out on jalapeno bread and ate like half the loaf.lol. Then I decided to cook these frozen chicken breast for lunch. So I get out the box and they are individualy wrapped and like you cannot get them out of the plastic. I stood there for 10 minutes cussing and fighting wit the friggin thing before I got it out!! Then mom calls and ask what I want for lunch( I did not know she was bringing lunch). I nearly throw the chicken across the kicthen.lol. So she brought Chianese. And the dog got the chicken.haha.

Hmmmmmm....all is quiet now.

And this song rocks!!!!!

Nope, false alarm...all is not quiet...started up again.

I guess I will try to start updating again. I doubt I will...but I can try can't I? Well, until next time...

Fri, 04 Mar 2005 00:12:03 GMT

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27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Are you going to put this on your site and see what I say about you?

Fri, 04 Mar 2005 00:10:40 GMT

Haven't really updated in awhile. I'll start from the weekend.

I rented Saw Saturday. Great movie but its very disturbing. It just freaked me out when the "dead" body got up from the floor. I also read on the internet that there's gonna be Saw 2. I think it comes out in fall.

Monday: can't remember
Tuesday: can't remember
Wednesday: nothing special
Today:

1 hour: Did stupid exercises
2 hour: Read stupid poetry. Ms. Juneau specifically told us we would be doing Romeo and Juliet now and have poetry last. I can't stand it when teachers do the opposite of what they tell you.
3 hour: Sat in the gym and got our test back. I made a 94, thank god.
4 hour: Played badmitton
5 hour: Watched the other people retake their algebra test. I made a 93 on it the first time which means I get a 93 again for today and don't even have to take it!
6 hour: Did more stupid maps
7 hour: Listened to Ms. Grangers bird squak while we did a stupid worksheet.

I entered a art contest a few weeks ago and I have to turn in three pictures on Saturday. I kinda waited too long to start. I'm drawing a bird on a bird house. And the other two are ones I did awhile back.

Guess thats it for today.

Sun, 23 Jan 2005 19:31:45 GMT

Yesterday we went to Beau Rivage to go see a David Copperfield show. It was very good and interesting. He made this car appear out of no where onto the stage and made himself and a motorcycle appar inside a big empty box.

Then after the show we went to the arcade where I got addicted to the claw machine. I won two things from them. I didn"t think those things worked> gUESS THEY DO. And my keyboard is goin haywire as you can see.

And right now i'm nearly sick.

And i guess thats all for today.

Sat, 25 Dec 2004 00:56:03 GMT

Merry Christmas everyone!!!!!!

Sat, 18 Dec 2004 06:49:41 GMT

Finally! We are out of school.

I think I did good on all my exams. More than likely made a A in computer, not sure what i made in english, made a B in science, a B in algebra, a 198/200 in geography(that class is soooooooooo easy), and not sure what i made in french(dear god let it be at least a c).

After I took my geography exam, we went to the mall where we ate chianese. Then i purchased The Long Walk by Stephen King at the bookstore. I think thats bout it. Did a few more things there.

Came home and went to the grandparents. Played with my 4 year old cousin who was exceptionally bad today. Hitting me, screaming at me.

Then I am basically here.

My keyboard is a piece of crap. I've corrected 3 senetences in this post casue it was capitalizing them.

Now i am goin to bed.

Sick As A Dog...

Tue, 07 Dec 2004 04:27:25 GMT

I ate entirely too musch today. It was a half day so I went to my grandparents. We had delicious ribs to eat for lunch. I finished eating those and then grabbed a huge slice of my cousin's birthday cake(whom a party was held for yesterday). Then my stomach was really full. I went and watched t.v. for awhile. Then being the dumba** I am I went and ate two chocolate chip cookies. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I DID THIS> I was very full to begin with. Took a nap and when I woke up the pain in my stomach was horrible. Went home and laid in the bed until 8:30 while taking a few more naps which produced some very interesting dreams about tiny wooly mammoths. Then I threw up. Just a bit of advise: Never eat when you are already stuffed.

Today at school we had out veteran's day program. The woman told the story of her husband. It was very grusome in some parts.

In sixth hour today, the bell rang for the FCS and FCA clubs and those people went out for the meetings. Mrs. Davis let us play games. Me and Bardwell started palying checkers. I was really bad at it. He kept smirking at me about who he was a pro at the game of chess. So I get double jumped twice with his laughter ringing throughout the room as he took one four of my pieces. Well TOWARD THE END WHEN HE HAD QUITE A FEW checkers on the board and I had much less than he did, I got crowned twice. Then he started getting his self to where he was trapped. Fianlly I ended up beating his sorry tail miserably. WHO'S THE PRO NOW?!

And sorry about some of the all capital sentences. My keyboard is kinda broken.

In Computer Appl.

Mon, 06 Dec 2004 14:11:51 GMT

I'm sitting here in Computer right now. I've finished my exercises and decided to update. I want to go home, like now. At least it's only a half day.

I might update later. Bye.

Thu, 25 Nov 2004 01:43:26 GMT

Today was very boring.
Me and my cousin, Macy came over to my house todaY. She had to do that evil drawing the definitions thing. Gawd that was terrible when we had to do it. And I knew she was clueless but I DIDN"T KNOW SHE WAS THIS CLUELESS:

"Is the Gulf of Mexico a ocean?"

Aw crap. I have to draw her those stupid pics for her story book preoject thing. crap.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban came out on DVD yesterday! WOOHOO! I went snooping in the closet where all the christmas presents were hidden and found one there. I also know I'm getting a new cd player and a cd(don't know what it is). Maybe by some stretch of the imagination i'll get the dvd tomorrow as a thanksgiving present or something.lol.

Fri, 19 Nov 2004 22:46:15 GMT

Today...

1: Worked on a stupid coat of arms thing
2: Went over the Fifty First Dragon
3: Sat in the gym
4: Sat in the gym some more
5: Played travel which earned me 2 points :). Its not alot but its bonus.
6: Did some worksheets
7: most likely failed a french a test.

Mrs. Davis told us today she might leave after Christmas. :( . She cannot leave. She is one of the best and nicest teachers there. Her fifth hour did something that ticked her off. What it is I don't know.

The other day we got back our wrapping paper order things. So I opened up the box and saw a big pen and a a pair of glasses tht was a straw. I took out the straw thing and tried to put it together and was going to try it out. I soon after brock which aggitated me a little. So I then went and got out the chocolate cookeies I had ordered. I open the can up and eat one of the cookies. They were chocolate covered oreos. That ticked me off even more. IF I wanted chocolate covered oreos i could have made 50 myself for half the price! they were very good though. can't go wrong with an oreo.

Mugglenet.com also put my song parody for stronger on their site! Go check it out sometime.

think thats it for today.

Mon, 11 Oct 2004 02:54:22 GMT

Wow! I think I'm psychic or something. At about six, our electrivity went off. Well I'm just sitting around and I try out the psychic thing and predict what time the electricity will come back on. I predicted 8:47. So when it came to 8:47 on the clock I said that the electricity should be coming on about now. About 5 seconds after I said that it came back on!

I'v been tired all day. The homecoming dance tired me out. It was fun though.

It's also been raining all yesterday and all day today. I hope it storms tomorrow.

Tue, 05 Oct 2004 03:17:45 GMT

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Wed, 29 Sep 2004 19:41:59 GMT

I finshed my work for french and decided to update. nothing much is going on in here. and i'm ready to go home.

guess thats it.bye

Sun, 26 Sep 2004 03:28:53 GMT

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Sun, 19 Sep 2004 05:09:30 GMT

Today was boring. All we did was paint my room. And then we went to a restaurant to eat.

And does anyone have any tips on how to download a freakin shockwave player? I've been trying for weeks and the stupid download page keeps freezing. Its really starting to tick me off really bad.

Yes, so, nothing much else to say. I guess I'll leave now.

Long Day...

Mon, 06 Sep 2004 05:13:22 GMT

Lets see...

First me and my mom woke and went to church with my grandma.
Then we went home.
Then to tony's seafood for shrimp.
Then to some other store(don't know what it was called.lol)
Then we went back home.
After that to the crossroads junkstore-
We need to go to places like that more often. I saw some of the neatest stuff in there. They had genuine pictures of people from the 1800's, and a telephone from the 1800's, toys from the 1800's, and a bunch of old things. I found it very interesting because I have a fondness for digging through old things I find(such as boxes from the grandparents).
After that we went to my grandma's.
Then to wal-mart
THEN to Albertson's
THEN TO dairy queen.
AND FINALLY we came back home.

As you can see, I have been on the run all day. In fact, how many places is that...*sits and counts the list*....11 places!

All this leads me to sitting at the computer typing this while watching the Telethon.

A funny thing happened when I woke up. I thought it was monday(a normal monday when you go to school) and i looked at the clock and it was 7 and i started to panic thinking i would be late for school. Which, u pprobably didn't care to hear about.lol.

And boy is the grammar in this post poor. I capitilized practically nothing.

Ok, bye.

Fri, 03 Sep 2004 03:10:24 GMT

Today was okay. Normal.

1: Finished some stupid questions about Microsoft Word. that class is so stupid.
2: Practically nothing.
3: Made paper airplanes and flew them. Mine went about 6 inches. I suc at making paper airplanes.
4: We had to fold up dusty sheets.
5: Work.
6: More work.
7: Went over study guides for that stupid test tomorrow. That is the worst class. The French are filthy people. And I'm insulting my ancestors by saying that.

Dylan is really weird. In P.E. we are folding sheet thingies and he comes over to me and starts walking around me in circles. I don't know what the heck he was doing. And then in Algebra we're all working and he turns his head to me and starts staring at me for no apparent reason. I didn't look at him but I knew he was staring at me. Half the time he acts like he's on drugs to begin with. Maybe he's gay...

Wed, 01 Sep 2004 03:24:09 GMT

1: Watched biogrhaphy on Bill Gates
2: Work
3: Took a test
4: Played volley tennis. Ach! And I guess my new nickname is "Willie". lol.
I spiked the ball over the net and Coach Longmire yells "That a go Willie!"Haha! I found that very amusing. I've told him its Ross many times but I guess he has bad memory. Haha! Willie!
5: Did study guide for a test tomorrow
6: Finished map of my neighborhood and finished map of the route to school
7: Did stupid worksheets. French is so frustrating! You have to translate everythinng word by word which takes FOREVERRRRRRRRR. Then half the time the friigen word isn't in the glossary. ARRRRG!!!!!

Recap of Today

Fri, 13 Aug 2004 22:02:38 GMT

First we went into the gym and listen to Achord ramble about the rules. Then he introduced the new teachers.

Homeroom: I have Mrs. Ewing for that. She is the Computer Application teacher. She seems nice.
1:Computer Appli. This is gonna be Hell. When homeroom ended everyone walks out while I'm still sitting in my desk waiting. Then a bunch of 10th grade morons start piling in. Then two more people from 9th grade.
2: English. Juneau made us define a word I have never seen before. disclaced I believe is what it was. Then she gave us a bunch of rules for her class.
3: Science. Cunningham teaches this. All we did was go over rules.
4: PE. I have some new coach for this one. Longmire is his name. He looksl ike the type to bite your head off.lol.
5: Algebra. Went over rules.
6: Geography. Mrs. Davis made us write 5 expectations and five fears about high school. I hate doing things like that.
7: French. Mrs. Stevens was subbing. Went over rules.

Fri, 16 Jul 2004 03:22:56 GMT

Its been quite awhile, hasen't it.

I'll update about yeasterday. It was kinda interesting.

Yesterday was my mom's birthday. I did not have a present but got one later in the day. I'll start from the begiining.

Did the normal routine, went to the grandparents, yadiyadayada. My cousin's had to get something for their mom whose birthday was today. They went to the Hallmark store. I went with them to get my mom something. Got there. Looked around the store until i came to the lamp bergers( lam-ber-shjay) which is a thing you light and it emits a scent. I decided to buy her one of those. Me and Macy are trying to pick out a scent(there are many scents). So we sniff all the bottles trying to find one. Most of them just stunk! We smelt each one about five times. By this time we were getting high off them. lol. So we're standing there getting high off the lam berger scents when I start knocking down all the test bottles the scents are in. Then the people were probably standing behind the counter watching us nearly crapping in their pants thinking that we're going to break all the lam bergers. Finally i decided on the cinnamin scent. But then a bottle of scent came with the darn thing. So I did not have to buy a scent. Getting high off of those did no good.

Thats all for that day I think.

Good lord! Its burning up in this room.

Today.....Nothing that would interest anyone in no way possible because it was EXTREMELY and when I say EXTREMELY, I mean EXTREMELY HORRIFICLLY boring......

Sat, 19 Jun 2004 05:08:30 GMT

Haven't updated in quite awhile. There just really hasn't been anything to update about. Yeserday was interseting. I'll start there...

Woke up, went to grandparents, played gc, ate lunch which was hamburgers(yum), took nap, and thats about it.

Now I'll back up one day and tell u all about art lessons.

I started some art lessons with some woman that lives in drusilla. She is, ummmm, how would i say this, a bit odd. Well, anyway, I've been to her before but did not have the time for continueing lessons, so, I'm having them now. Last time, I did charcoal. This time, I'm doing water-color painting.

Watercolor is a bit hard. She told me to make black by mixing blue, red, and a touch of yellow together. I sat there for 45 minutes trying to get black! First, I added them and got like red violet, then I added yellow and got a yellow brown, then I added blue and got purple, then I tryed red and got a brown again. That was hard.

I don't think I will make a good painter. The brush is hard to steady due to my un-steady hand. But, I shall see.

Today, did basically what I did yesterday just with a longer nap. I also had a strange dream about mother getting shot at Silvio's grocery store. Weird.

Tonight, we went and ate at Mike Anderson's. It was very good. After that we came home, which leads me to pounding all this on the keyboard right now.

Fri, 18 Jun 2004 02:52:51 GMT

How to make a rossyair1

Ingredients:

1 part intelligence

1 part crazyiness

5 parts beauty

Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add sadness to taste! Do not overindulge!

Personality cocktail
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